There once was a man from Peru
Whose limericks would end on line two.
There once was a man from Peru
Who dreamed of eating his shoe.
He awoke with a fright
In the middle of the night
And found that his dream had come true.
There once was a walrus named Lou
Who lived in a place called the zoo.
He said to his friend,
“Do my teeth ever end?
I can’t see past them, can you?”
When they catch a chincilla in Chile,
They cut off his beard, willy-nilly,
With a small razor blade
Just to say that they’ve made
a Chilean chincilla’s chin chilly.
Jokes for Happy Harry 
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