one of Happy Harry’s favorite limericks June 25, 2009

There once was a man from Peru
Whose limericks would end on line two.

shoe limerick June 17, 2009

There once was a man from Peru
Who dreamed of eating his shoe.
He awoke with a fright
In the middle of the night
And found that his dream had come true.

walrus limerick June 14, 2009

There once was a walrus named Lou
Who lived in a place called the zoo.
He said to his friend,
“Do my teeth ever end?
I can’t see past them, can you?”

a Chile limerick June 7, 2009

When they catch a chincilla in Chile,
They cut off his beard, willy-nilly,
With a small razor blade
Just to say that they’ve made
a Chilean chincilla’s chin chilly.