Bug-gy Limerick June 5, 2009

A flea and a fly in a flue,
Were imprisoned, so what could they do?
Said the fly, “Let us flee!”
“Let us fly!” said the flea,
And they flew through a flaw in the flue.

dutchess limerick April 27, 2009

I sat next to the Duchess at tea,
Distressed as a person could be.
Her rumblings abdominal
Were simply phenominal—
And everyone thought it was me!

gross limerick April 20, 2009

There once was a man named Clegm
Who had a great deal of phlegm.
Ahegm, ahegm,
Ahegm, ahegm,
Ahegm, ahegm, ahegm.

twins limerick April 13, 2009

When the twins came, their father, John Dunn
Gave “Edward” as name to each son.
When folks said, “Absurd!”
He replied, “Haven’t you heard
That two Eds are better than one?”