types of jokes
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- If you have a bee in your hand, what do you have in your eye?
- Why don't lobsters share?
- What's a snake's favorite subject?
- What did one toilet say to the other?
- Where do snowmen go to dance?
- What do you get when you cross a lemon and a cat?
- Why do cows wear bells around their necks?
- Where do you see prehistoric cows?
- What has green hair and hangs out with three bears?
- What does a termite eat for breakfast?