types of jokes
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- If you have a bee in your hand, what do you have in your eye?
- What's a snake's favorite subject?
- Why would Snow White make the best judge?
- How do you keep a skunk from smelling?
- Why don't lobsters share?
- What did one toilet say to the other?
- Why do cows wear bells around their necks?
- What has two humps and is found at the North Pole?
- What do you get when you cross a centipede with a parrot?