Thanksgiving Knock Knock November 27, 2009

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Arthur.

Arthur who?

Arthur any leftovers?

How many cooks does it take to stuff a turkey? November 26, 2009

One, but you really have to push him in!

What car did the pilgrims bring with them? November 25, 2009

The Mayflower Compact!

What’s the best way to stuff a turkey? November 23, 2009

Take him out for pizza and ice cream!