Did you know a turkey can jump higher than a tree? November 8, 2009

Yup—turns out trees can’t jump!

Why do basketball players like cookies? June 13, 2009

Because you can dunk them.

Why is it so hot after a sports game? May 31, 2009

Because all the fans went home.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? May 27, 2009

A stick