What’s a snake’s favorite subject? October 26, 2009

Hisstory!

Why is a math book unhappy? October 23, 2009

Because it’s full of problems!

I didn’t do it! October 10, 2009

I asked my teacher if she’d be mad at me for something I didn’t do.

“Of course not,” she said.

“Good; I didn’t do my homework!”

Teacher Line July 28, 2009

Teacher: “Happy Harry, I thought I told you to stand at the end of the line.”

Happy Harry: “I tried, but there was someone already there!”