Happy Harry’s uncle asked how long cows should be milked. October 3, 2009

Happy Harry said, “Same as short ones!”

Why did Happy Harry put his dad in the freezer? September 26, 2009

Because he wanted an ice cold pop!

Teacher Line July 28, 2009

Teacher: “Happy Harry, I thought I told you to stand at the end of the line.”

Happy Harry: “I tried, but there was someone already there!”

clever dog? July 26, 2009

A guy told Happy Harry that he had a dog that could play chess.

“Play chess?” said Happy Harry. “He must be pretty smart.”

“Nah,” the guy said. “I beat him more times than not!”