Knock knock cow October 19, 2009

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Cowsgo!

Cowsgo who?

No! Cows go Moo!

When you tell a cow something… October 18, 2009

…it goes in one ear and out the udder!

The cow isn’t unique for running out of the burning barn… October 5, 2009

…in fact, he’s only medium rare!

Why do cows wear bells around their necks? October 4, 2009

Because their horns don’t work!