What do snowmen wear on their heads? January 13, 2010

Ice caps!

How does a farmer fix his jeans? July 27, 2009

With a cabbage patch!

knock knock July 13, 2009

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pencil.
Pencil who?
Pencil fall down if you don’t wear a belt.

Why did the belt get locked up? March 17, 2009

He held up a pair of pants.