What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter? November 11, 2009

“Quack, quack!”

What happens when you cross a turkey with an octopus? November 10, 2009

Everyone gets a drumstick at Thanksgiving dinner!

Did you know a turkey can jump higher than a tree? November 8, 2009

Yup—turns out trees can’t jump!

Did you hear about the turkey who got into a fight? November 7, 2009

Got the stuffing knocked out of him!