Why is it so hot after a sports game? May 31, 2009

Because all the fans went home.

Happy Harry wonders . . . May 30, 2009

How do you know when you’ve run out of invisible ink?

What time do ducks wake up? May 29, 2009

At the quack of dawn.

Where do you see prehistoric cows? May 28, 2009

In a moo-seum