types of jokes
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- If you have a bee in your hand, what do you have in your eye?
- What did one toilet say to the other?
- What are twins' favorite fruits?
- What's a snake's favorite subject?
- What did the inchworm have for lunch?
- Why do cows wear bells around their necks?
- Why did the raisin go out with the prune?
- What do you get when you cross a lemon and a cat?
- What do you get when a pterodactyl bites your arm?
- How do you make an egg roll?